英語幽默小故事 (1)Drunk（喝醉）/1 (2)What a Big Deal （大訂單）/3 (3)Write a Composition （寫作文）/5 (4)Is He Dying? （他要死了嗎？）/7 (5)Such a Long Dog （好長的一條狗）/9 (6)Who Is More Polite? （誰更有禮貌？）/11 (7)What Was It She Wanted? （她要什么？）/13 (8)Who Is Stupid? （誰愚蠢？）/15 (9)Who Won the Game? （誰贏了？）/17 (10)A Physics Examination （物理測試）/19 (11)To Profit from a Misfortune （從不幸中獲利）/21 (12)It Would Hurt You （它會傷到你）/23 (13)The Smart Old Lady （聰明的女士）/25 (14)Half or Five Tenths? （一半還是十分之五？）/27 (15)Set the Table （布置餐桌）/29 (16)Dead Seagull （死去的海鷗）/31 (17)Baby or Monkey? （孩子還是猴子？）/33 (18)Two Apples （兩個蘋果）/35 (19)Put Your Feet In （把腳放進去）/37 (20)Don'tWorry （不要擔心）/39 (21)Hospitality（好客）/41 (22)One Side（一面）/43 (23)Fool（傻瓜）/45 (24)As a Gift （作為禮物）/47 (25)Which One to Carry Out? （帶走哪個？）/49 (26)Have Changes for a Reward （有零錢作為獎勵）/51 (27)Each Match Is Good （每根火柴都是好的）/53 (28)Your Head Is Empty （你的大腦是空的）/55 (29)Run after a Bus （跟著汽車跑）/57 (30)The Thinker （思考者）/59 英語生活小故事 (1)Introduce Myself （介紹自己）/61 (2)My Grandfather （我的爺爺）/63 (3)My Father's Day （爸爸的一天）/65 (4)My Birthday （我的生日）/67 (5)My Friend （我的朋友）/69 (6)Delicious Food （美食）/71 (7)MyBedroom （我的臥室）/73 (8)My Day （我的一天）/75 (9)What Is Family? （家庭是什么?）/77 (10)My Hobby （我的愛好）/79 (11)A Warm-hearted Man （熱心的人）/81 (12)My Lovely Dog （我的可愛的狗）/83 (13)Good Parents （優秀家長）/85 (14)Don't Waste Water （不要浪費水）/87 (15)The Spring Festival （春節）/89 (16)My Winter Holiday （我的寒假）/91 (17)Twenty Dollars（20 美元）/93 (18)The Bathing Boy （洗澡的男孩）/95 (19)The Sports Meeting in the Forest （森林運動會）/97 (20)Two Dogs （兩只狗）/99 (21)Where Is the Hat? （帽子在哪里？）/101 (22)A Clever Farmer （聰明的農民）/103 (23)My Alarm Clock （我的鬧鐘）/105 (24)A Beautiful Doll （漂亮的洋娃娃）/107 (25)Betty and Kitty（貝蒂和凱蒂）/109 (26)How Lucky the Man Is! （多么幸運的人！）/111 (27)The First Day of School （開學**天）/113 (28)Christmas Day （圣誕節）/115 (29)My Family Is Very Poor （我家很窮）/117 (30)Don't Bother Me （別煩我）/119 英語哲理小故事 (1)The Driver （司機先生）/121 (2)He's Just Been to the Zoo （他剛去過動物園）/123 (3)I Have His Ear in My Pocket （他的耳朵在我的口袋里）/125 (4)Too Dark to See （伸手不見五指）/127 (5)Cry（哭泣）/129 (6)Now I Can Go Home （我可以回家了）/131 (7)Don't Need the Money Then （那時并不需要錢）/133 (8)No Cavities （我沒有蛀牙）/135 (9)Needles Are Not Nice （懼針）/137 (10)A School Report （學校成績單）/139 (11)The Author's Son （作家的兒子）/141 (12)A Precocious Boy （早熟的小男孩）/143 (13)Prize（獎品）/145 (14)Things Have Been Okay （一切都正常）/147 (15)Naive Reasoning （天真的推理）/149 (16)Can You Eat Any More? （你還能吃嗎?）/151 (17)This Is My Seat （這是我的位子）/153 (18)A Waste of Time （浪費時間）/155 (19)Two Holes for the Dogs （兩個狗洞）/157 (20)Wolf! Wolf! （狼來了！）/159 (21)The Emperor's New Clothes （國王的新衣）/161 (22)A Lion and a Wolf （獅子和狼）/163 (23)A Great Mountain （一座大山）/165 (24)Goose（鵝）/167 (25)A Little Fish （一條魚）/169 (26)Adding Feet to a Snake （畫蛇添足）/171 (27)A Clever Man Has Little Hair （聰明的人頭發少）/173 (28)The Fire Dog （火焰狗）/175 (29)Little Boy and Scorpion （小男孩與蝎子）/177 (30)A Wolf （狼）/179 英語寓言小故事 (1)The Blind Man and the Cub （盲人與小野獸）/181 (2)The Laborer and the Snake （工人和蛇）/183 (3)The Cage-bird and the Bat （籠子里的鳥與蝙蝠）/185 (4)The Pack-ass and the Wild Ass （家驢和野驢）/187 (5)The Bee-keeper （養蜂人）/189 (6)A Lazy Horse （一匹懶馬）/191 (7)A Crooked Tree （一棵彎曲的樹）/193 (8)Spear and Shield （矛與盾）/195 (9)The Kid on the Housetop （屋頂的孩子）/197 (10)The Traveler and His Dog （游客和他的狗）/199 (11)An Unhappy Fish （不高興的魚）/201 (12)The Hound and the Hare （獵犬和野兔）/203 (13)If You Want Nothing （如果你什么也不要）/205 (14)The Ant （螞蟻）/207 (15)The Crab and the Fox （螃蟹和狐貍）/209 英語成語小故事 (1)Relying on Another's Power to Bully or Frighten Others （狐假虎威）/211 (2)Change Your Mind Frequently （經常改變一下想法）/213 (3)Doing Evil Things in Collusion with Others （狼狽為奸）/215 (4)Fail the Examination （名落孫山）/217 (5)Riding on the Back of a Tiger （騎虎難下）/219 (6)Beyond One's Ability （螳臂當車）/221 (7)Pulling up Seedlings to Help Them Grow （揠苗助長）/223 (8)Plugging One's Ears While Stealing a Bell （掩耳盜鈴）/225 (9)Frightening Bird （驚弓之鳥）/227 (10)Going South by Driving the Chariot North （南轅北轍）/229 參考答案/231 英語幽默小故事 (1)Drunk（喝醉）/1 (2)What a Big Deal （大訂單）/3 (3)Write a Composition （寫作文）/5 (4)Is He Dying? （他要死了嗎？）/7 (5)Such a Long Dog （好長的一條狗）/9 (6)Who Is More Polite? （誰更有禮貌？）/11 (7)What Was It She Wanted? （她要什么？）/13 (8)Who Is Stupid? （誰愚蠢？）/15 (9)Who Won the Game? （誰贏了？）/17 (10)A Physics Examination （物理測試）/19 (11)To Profit from a Misfortune （從不幸中獲利）/21 (12)It Would Hurt You （它會傷到你）/23 (13)The Smart Old Lady （聰明的女士）/25 (14)Half or Five Tenths? （一半還是十分之五？）/27 (15)Set the Table （布置餐桌）/29 (16)Dead Seagull （死去的海鷗）/31 (17)Baby or Monkey? （孩子還是猴子？）/33 (18)Two Apples （兩個蘋果）/35 (19)Put Your Feet In （把腳放進去）/37 (20)Don'tWorry （不要擔心）/39 (21)Hospitality（好客）/41 (22)One Side（一面）/43 (23)Fool（傻瓜）/45 (24)As a Gift （作為禮物）/47 (25)Which One to Carry Out? （帶走哪個？）/49 (26)Have Changes for a Reward （有零錢作為獎勵）/51 (27)Each Match Is Good （每根火柴都是好的）/53 (28)Your Head Is Empty （你的大腦是空的）/55 (29)Run after a Bus （跟著汽車跑）/57 (30)The Thinker （思考者）/59 英語生活小故事 (1)Introduce Myself （介紹自己）/61 (2)My Grandfather （我的爺爺）/63 (3)My Father's Day （爸爸的一天）/65 (4)My Birthday （我的生日）/67 (5)My Friend （我的朋友）/69 (6)Delicious Food （美食）/71 (7)MyBedroom （我的臥室）/73 (8)My Day （我的一天）/75 (9)What Is Family? （家庭是什么?）/77 (10)My Hobby （我的愛好）/79 (11)A Warm-hearted Man （熱心的人）/81 (12)My Lovely Dog （我的可愛的狗）/83 (13)Good Parents （優秀家長）/85 (14)Don't Waste Water （不要浪費水）/87 (15)The Spring Festival （春節）/89 (16)My Winter Holiday （我的寒假）/91 (17)Twenty Dollars（20 美元）/93 (18)The Bathing Boy （洗澡的男孩）/95 (19)The Sports Meeting in the Forest （森林運動會）/97 (20)Two Dogs （兩只狗）/99 (21)Where Is the Hat? （帽子在哪里？）/101 (22)A Clever Farmer （聰明的農民）/103 (23)My Alarm Clock （我的鬧鐘）/105 (24)A Beautiful Doll （漂亮的洋娃娃）/107 (25)Betty and Kitty（貝蒂和凱蒂）/109 (26)How Lucky the Man Is! （多么幸運的人！）/111 (27)The First Day of School （開學**天）/113 (28)Christmas Day （圣誕節）/115 (29)My Family Is Very Poor （我家很窮）/117 (30)Don't Bother Me （別煩我）/119 英語哲理小故事 (1)The Driver （司機先生）/121 (2)He's Just Been to the Zoo （他剛去過動物園）/123 (3)I Have His Ear in My Pocket （他的耳朵在我的口袋里）/125 (4)Too Dark to See （伸手不見五指）/127 (5)Cry（哭泣）/129 (6)Now I Can Go Home （我可以回家了）/131 (7)Don't Need the Money Then （那時并不需要錢）/133 (8)No Cavities （我沒有蛀牙）/135 (9)Needles Are Not Nice （懼針）/137 (10)A School Report （學校成績單）/139 (11)The Author's Son （作家的兒子）/141 (12)A Precocious Boy （早熟的小男孩）/143 (13)Prize（獎品）/145 (14)Things Have Been Okay （一切都正常）/147 (15)Naive Reasoning （天真的推理）/149 (16)Can You Eat Any More? （你還能吃嗎?）/151 (17)This Is My Seat （這是我的位子）/153 (18)A Waste of Time （浪費時間）/155 (19)Two Holes for the Dogs （兩個狗洞）/157 (20)Wolf! Wolf! （狼來了！）/159 (21)The Emperor's New Clothes （國王的新衣）/161 (22)A Lion and a Wolf （獅子和狼）/163 (23)A Great Mountain （一座大山）/165 (24)Goose（鵝）/167 (25)A Little Fish （一條魚）/169 (26)Adding Feet to a Snake （畫蛇添足）/171 (27)A Clever Man Has Little Hair （聰明的人頭發少）/173 (28)The Fire Dog （火焰狗）/175 (29)Little Boy and Scorpion （小男孩與蝎子）/177 (30)A Wolf （狼）/179 英語寓言小故事 (1)The Blind Man and the Cub （盲人與小野獸）/181 (2)The Laborer and the Snake （工人和蛇）/183 (3)The Cage-bird and the Bat （籠子里的鳥與蝙蝠）/185 (4)The Pack-ass and the Wild Ass （家驢和野驢）/187 (5)The Bee-keeper （養蜂人）/189 (6)A Lazy Horse （一匹懶馬）/191 (7)A Crooked Tree （一棵彎曲的樹）/193 (8)Spear and Shield （矛與盾）/195 (9)The Kid on the Housetop （屋頂的孩子）/197 (10)The Traveler and His Dog （游客和他的狗）/199 (11)An Unhappy Fish （不高興的魚）/201 (12)The Hound and the Hare （獵犬和野兔）/203 (13)If You Want Nothing （如果你什么也不要）/205 (14)The Ant （螞蟻）/207 (15)The Crab and the Fox （螃蟹和狐貍）/209 英語成語小故事 (1)Relying on Another's Power to Bully or Frighten Others （狐假虎威）/211 (2)Change Your Mind Frequently （經常改變一下想法）/213 (3)Doing Evil Things in Collusion with Others （狼狽為奸）/215 (4)Fail the Examination （名落孫山）/217 (5)Riding on the Back of a Tiger （騎虎難下）/219 (6)Beyond One's Ability （螳臂當車）/221 (7)Pulling up Seedlings to Help Them Grow （揠苗助長）/223 (8)Plugging One's Ears While Stealing a Bell （掩耳盜鈴）/225 (9)Frightening Bird （驚弓之鳥）/227 (10)Going South by Driving the Chariot North （南轅北轍）/229 參考答案/231