if life were like a computer
假如生活是一臺電腦
this is no time to be superstitious！
都什么時候了，還這么迷信？
you can't call that food
你不能稱那東西為食物
who is nuts？
誰是傻瓜
women's secrets
女人，不能說的秘密
are you a normal person？
你精神正常嗎？
open one eye and close one eye
睜一只眼閉一只眼
happiness in dream
夢中的幸福
can pilots fly？
飛行員會飛嗎？
hi dan！
你好，丹！
half glass of water
半杯水
make him a conductor
讓他當指揮
a letter to her son
寫給兒子的信
he looks just like you
他長得真像你
that record will stand forever
這個記錄永遠不會被打破了
logic reasoning
邏輯堆理
men are from mars，women are from venus
男人來自火星，女人來自金星
wh ich woman？
哪一位女人？
getthe kid
讓小的干吧
i don't want him to know i'm here
我不想讓主知道我在這里
a professional gambler
職業賭徒
how to refuse a boy
如何拒絕男孩
women's words about marriage
女人婚后麻辣語錄
all in the same boat
同舟共濟
this is my first operation
這也是我**次動手術
bad acting has its benefits
演技三流有好處
columbus'telephone number
哥倫布的電話號碼
4-4=？
四減四等于幾
if i am a manager
如果我是一名經理
where is the father？
父親在哪兒9
logical thinking
邏輯思維
those funny words
經典搞笑雷人語錄
i shall not come back
喔將永遠不回來了
time is money for both of us
時間對我們倆來說都是金錢
tell me when we get there
到那站時，請告訴我
you can always tell which way the wind is blowing
你總能分清風是從哪邊吹過來的
when do people talk least？
人們什么時候說話*少？
good news and bad news
好消息和壞消息
atripto disney
迪斯尼之旅
good—bye，money
再見，鈔票
a new employee
新員工
cannonical murphy's laws of combat
墨菲定律(戰場版)
new baby
新生兒
violin lessons
小提琴課
gaffield's words
加菲貓語錄精選
life after death
死后重生
you only find out who's been swimming naked when the tide goes out
只有退潮時，才知道誰在裸泳
roast pig
烤乳豬
a letter for the girlfriend
致女朋友的一封信
what i want in a man at different ages
我在不同年齡時的理想男友的標準
a man vs a woman
男人和女人
mind twisters
腦筋急轉彎